Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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