I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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