Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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