whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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