I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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