it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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