the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
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