He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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