You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I CAN MOONWALK!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
