: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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