Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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