would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Enjoy the penises
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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