Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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