hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Randomize