D3 body, D1 cock
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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