I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
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