Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Randomize
