What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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