she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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