Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
