...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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