We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
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