looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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