it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Vodka?
Forever.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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