Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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