Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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