Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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