does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize