why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
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