Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Randomize
