It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Randomize
