shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
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