do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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