Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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