It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Can vaginas get frostbite?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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