This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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