would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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