This dress was meant to end up on your floor
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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