He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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