is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize