Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
