This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Randomize
