Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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