possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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