like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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