If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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