He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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