So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
is wine microwaveable?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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