it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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