So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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