He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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